Look! Someone dumber than Carrie Prejean—who knew?! Lauren Ashley, or "Miss Beverly Hills" (despite the 90210's objections), was recently quoted on FOX News taking a play out of the former Miss California's antigay book, insinuating gays should be put to death. True story. And the pageant is still backing the dumb ho! Said Ashley: "In Leviticus it says, 'If man lies with mankind as he would lie with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination. They shall surely be put to death and their blood shall be upon them.' The Bible is pretty black and white."M'kay then, so it's "pretty black and white" that you should die if you're a homo?

Just want to make sure we're all on the same page, 'cause apparently Miss California USA director Keith Lewis, who is openly gay, doesn't see it that way. Keith feels as if Ashley's statements were "misconstrued" and that she isn't like Prejean at all. "This is a very different situation from Carrie Prejean. Carrie was let go for her behavior and not her beliefs. I think in this specific situation, I'll fight vigorously for someone's right to her beliefs.

Hey, we're all for having an open forum about discussing your beliefs.

So is it safe to say then dumb beauty queens should all be put to death? Idiotic people speaking in public certainly counts as an abomination in our book. So isn't that comparable?

While Lauren tries to figure out some more ridiculous things to say in order to get herself semifamous (or rather, infamous), we're going to go eat some shellfish then stone ourselves to death. You know, because that's what the Bible says to do.