Because it’s been two whole months since we’ve paid her any attention, here’s former Miss California Carrie Prejean frolicking on the beaches of Hawaii with her boyfriend Kyle Boller, who as the backup quarterback for the 1-15 St. Louis Rams was owned by a whopping 0.5% of fantasy football owners in 2009.

Aim high, girlfriend, aim high. Anyway Prejean, the notorious self-spelunker whose fake boobs and solo sex tape(s) have put a crimp in her whole “Jesus Loves Me” routine, is on our radar today for demonstrating the ideal tautness of string bikini straps. Pay attention, ladies …